Please please please let me get what I want this time.
What you are goin’ through, I am goin’ through.
(Source: fromthesee)
May just be my favorite conversation from Arrested Development ever.
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
YEAH WELL.
les mis is a real thing? all those drama kids i went to high school with were talking about like a real thing that exists? i thought that was just code for theatre or something.
rudyoftheriver replied to your photo: With any luck, my summer will look something like…
wow that looks fun. and tiring!
I’m exhausted just thinking about doing all that driving on my own, but there are a ton of great people who I am desperate to see and hug and talk about all the time I’ve missed out on seeing them, so it’s very worth it.
With any luck, my summer will look something like this, provided I’m not compelled to stay in one spot for some particular reason.
Only 46 hours of driving. Can’t be that bad, can it? And uhh, if I follow this plan that might mean double visits for Nick and Jane, I mean if that’s alright and all. I know you guys super can’t stand me anyways.
(A) miriam
(B) all of the people
(C) jane
(D) nick
(E) Family
(F) scoot
(G) jorden
(H) joscelyn & alix
(I) lindsay
(J) jessie; las vegas
(K) gabi, marea, tam and also the ocean where i will probably stay forever. just get a tent and live on the beach.
This is tentative. Extraordinarily tentative. It would be cool to actually be settled somewhere for a while but at the moment I am free as the wind*
*which sounds really cool but is actually pretty goddamn lonely and terrifying.
@pretendable, COME ON DOWN! You’re the next contestant on Let’s Get Drunk On My Porch!
Johnny, tell her what she’s won!
Well, after a rousing 9 hour car drive or 2 hour plane ride, you, @pretendable, will be subject to North Carolina mosquitoes, fandom-induced squeals of joy and/or cries of anguish, multiple alcohols, all from your very own HARD PLASTIC ADIRONDACK CHAIR ON MY PORCH.
<cue theme music>
Driving up the east coast might be the best g-d time of my life, what with the friends I’ve got.
I will be taking the 9 hour drive. And then 4 more to Virginia. And then 6 more to Pennsylvania. And then infinite more to everyone else. WORTH IT.
| Sometimes the way my mom phrases things isn't entirely accurate for what she wants to say. I was over there for dinner tonight and she was real serious-like. She handles things in a strange way so I'm never quite sure what she's going to say. | |
| Mom: | Honey, I wanted to ask you. Do you think that, when the time comes you could be responsible for...(long pause) |
| Inside my brain: | Wait we're making chili here and you aren't old enough to die yet why are you asking me something like this? When the time comes? Who's time is coming? Responsible? I cannot be responsible for anything. Sometimes I forget questions when I'm in the middle of asking them, please don't die I don't think I'm ready to deal with this yet. Oh god this is so awkward. I have an older sister who would be much better at this! She's 30, she's got her life together. She's old and boring and understands paperwork and planning things. What are you dying of? Please just tell me. |
| Mom: | ...making the cornbread? You just have to mix it up and put it in a few minutes before dinner is ready. |
I didn’t think it was possible for beards to look filthy. And on one of my favourite people too. What the hell man.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
GPOY